Contact Form Problems

Hey folks,

I’ve had a couple of people recently try to use the contact form but it’s been problematic. Unfortunately, I don’t seem to be able to replicate the problem.

If you try to send a note using the contact form and it doesn’t work (and if you have an extra minute or so), please let me know via comment below what error you’re getting and any other details that might help (like which browser you’re using).

Sorry for the inconvenience!

Here’s A Job That’s Still Done Better By Humans

Where I grew up, there were five radio stations: Country, Country, Classical, Talk, and Rock. My folks liked older country music (and the hosts on that station were probably the best in the area), so I listened to a lot of it. One of the songs I liked because it was so interesting was “The Auctioneer” by Leroy Van Dyke. I got a tape recording of it one day when it was on and tried to emulate his way of talking. Never quite got it, but I could understand what he was saying.

Turns out, the most modern software managed by the largest tech titans on the planet can’t even get that far. I stumbled across a video of Van Dyke performing his song on a YouTube channel called Country Road TV. If you haven’t heard the song before, here he is singing it (he first recorded it back in 1956!):

I went to skip backwards to listen to part of the song again but missed and accidentally turned on captioning. The results were… well, see for yourself:

Keep in mind that the song is about a guy who wants to learn how to talk like an old-school auctioneer; I believe he sells a goat in one part. Nothing about monocles or tables…

And the final run-off at the end of the song is even better:

It’s like the whole “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” thing, but with computers. I am pretty sure that BitDefender didn’t exist in 1956, but who knows – maybe Mr. Van Dyke updated the lyrics.

While most people today probably aren’t looking up captions for 60+ year old novelty country music, issues like this are a real problem for people who rely on captioning for important and accurate information… and it seems the technology still has a lot of room to improve.

ESP32-Cam Antenna Workaround

A while ago I got my hands on a pair of ESP32-Cam modules. They were crazy cheap and it looked like I had a great little device that would work well as a security or wildlife cam:

It’s tiny!

It was easy to program using the Arduino IDE and the example program, but no matter what I tried changing in the program it wouldn’t connect to my home wireless network.

There’s a lot of documentation out there on the ESP32 devices, but there are parts that seem to be missing. I wish I’d bookmarked the link, but I came across the comment section of one article that mentioned a 0R surface-mount resistor that selected the external antenna jack or the on-board PCB antenna. It didn’t take too long to find, and it was set to use the external antenna jack:

That explained why it wasn’t talking to the wireless – no signal. I could fix the problem in two ways: plug in an external antenna, or move the tiny little resistor so that it connected the ESP32 to the PCB antenna. I don’t have any connector that will fit that jack, so I decided to move the resistor.

**NOTE** Doing any combination or number of the following steps will definitely, POSITIVELY void the warranty of the device. It may also increase the electrical noise produced by the unit and/or its susceptibility to other sources of electrical noise. It may also cause operational or stability problems. It may also cause the device to produce wifi signals that are more powerful than allowed by law. Proceed at your own risk.

Unfortunately, between not being able to see it very well (even with a magnifier lamp), having a soldering iron with too large a tip, and having tingly fingers and shaking hands, I ended up with this:

Not only did I not manage to solder the resistor in place, I also ruined the PCB pad that connected back to the ESP32.

By this point I was getting pretty frustrated. Actually, I don’t think I’ve been that frustrated in quite a while. Fortunately, I had another ESP32-Cam that I could apply the knowledge that I gained on this one and not make the same mistake twi-bahahahaha… yeah, I ruined that one, too.

The two of them together cost me less than $15, but I hate throwing something out when it’s still “alive” (they both still booted and tried to connect to the wifi), and I was looking forward to playing around with them. Seeing as how they were pretty much garbage at this point anyway, I figured I’d see if there was anything I could do to get them working.

**NOTE** See previous note. Seriously.

I could see the PCB trace leading under the metal can, so I figured that if I was careful, I might be able to remove the can and find another soldering point to attach an antenna.

To remove the can, you don’t need a hacksaw or a Dremel… just a pair of very fine-tipped pliers or snippers. there is a small hole in the can in the inside corner right by where the antenna selection resistor pads are. Carefully grab it with the pliers/snips and pull straight upwards to make some room:

Slide the pliers in a bit more and lift up and away from the PCB antenna (towards the top of this picture). It may take a bit but the can end by the PCB antenna should break away:

Reposition and pull the can up and to the left – the right side and top should come free easily as well:

Reposition again and the last bit should break away with very little force:

The antenna connection point is – very nicely – right by where the antenna selection pads are, right between two surface-mount components with big pads and lots of solder:

So now to make the antenna. I used a piece of 26ga solid wire-wrap wire, but anything nice and thin will do 22ga is too big.

Cut a piece about 6.5cm long, then strip about 1-1.5mm and bend the stripped part at a right angle. Tin the wire, make sure it’s got a good coat of solder on it:

Bend the insulated part of the wire to whatever shape and angle helps you hold the stripped part in place at the new attachment point. Use the iron sparingly – if you’re heating and heating and it doesn’t seem to be melting, back off, give it a minute, and change your angle before trying again.

If you’re careful and lucky, you’ll end up with something like (or much better than) this:

Gently bend the antenna into the orientation you prefer, and you’re done!

Reminds me of one of those facehuggers from Alien

The next thing to try is powering it up (unless you haven’t programmed it, in which case you should probably do that now). With no can and a crappy detuned wire antenna, the ESP32-Cam was able to finally connect to my home wireless network:


And the camera’s video streaming works like a charm:

I suppose that instead of hanging a wire antenna off that point, I could’ve run a jumper from the new attachment point to the pad that connected to the PCB antenna (or the antenna jack, for that matter), but a) I just thought of it, and b) I don’t mind the crappy antenna look.